When the going gets tough, the tough get glowing—literally.
Meet your ultimate emergency lifeline: the ACR GlobalFix V5 AIS EPIRB Survival Kit. Whether you’re braving the high seas, prepping for the next grid-down event, or just trying to outlast Fred the Zombie’s latest “adventure,” this kit has your back (and your rescue beacon).
What’s Inside the Bag?
GlobalFix V5 AIS EPIRB (Cat. 2) | FCC Approved The gold standard for distress signals—broadcasts your location to rescuers, even if your phone’s just a paperweight.
RapidDitch Express Bag Grab-and-go design for when you need to move faster than Fred spotting a brain buffet.
HemiLight3 Strobe Light Blindingly bright. Even UFOs can’t miss you.
C-Strobe H2O SOLAS Strobe Light Waterproof, reliable, and stubbornly hard to ignore—just like Fred’s jokes.
Signal Mirror with WW-3 Res-Q Whistle Make noise, flash signals, and annoy zombies (or attract help) from miles away.
Why You’ll Love It (Even if You’re Undead)
All-in-one peace of mind: Every signaling tool you need, packed and ready.
Built for real emergencies: Coast Guard-approved, waterproof, and rugged.
Fred-Tested: If it survives Fred’s clumsy hands, it’ll survive anything.
Family & pet friendly: Easy enough for Junior, tough enough for Saber the kitten (though she prefers naps).
Pro Tip: Stash this kit in your boat, bug-out bag, or bunker. When the unexpected hits, you’ll be ready—no brain required.
And yes, there’s a UFO Easter egg hidden somewhere on the bag. Because you never know who’s watching…
